Ainsdale Cricket Club
BREAKING NEWS
"This section is an irreverent look at all the behind the scenes gossip, titbits & rumours from within Ainsdale CC."
12:24pm - 12 JAN 2010 : A souce close to Tom Wainwright's Management team reveals that Tommy has been Sky +ing every programme featuring Gok Wan. " Tom really thinks he can look good naked" said a spokesman.
12:24pm - 12 JAN 2010 : A souce close to Tom Wainwright's Management team reveals that Tommy has been Sky +ing every programme featuring Gok Wan. " Tom really thinks he can look good naked" said a spokesman.
2.38pm - 14th APRIL 2010 : Former chairman Edward Fazakerley accuses Mal Swift of being the perpetrator of the slander against Sir Geoffrey.
6.00pm - 16th April 2010 : Phil Causey in panic as he cannot find a pair of Cricket trousers to fit him. Jack Wardale helpully suggests looking on the Jacamo website.
2.52pm - 17th April 2010 : Steve Cropper's delight turns to disappointment when it is pointed out that the picture below of a folded Table Tennis Table found in the changing room at S&B was not in fact a giant Yorkshire Pudding mould.
6.00pm - 16th April 2010 : Phil Causey in panic as he cannot find a pair of Cricket trousers to fit him. Jack Wardale helpully suggests looking on the Jacamo website.
2.52pm - 17th April 2010 : Steve Cropper's delight turns to disappointment when it is pointed out that the picture below of a folded Table Tennis Table found in the changing room at S&B was not in fact a giant Yorkshire Pudding mould.
7.00pm - 28th April 2010 - After a phone call from a key source it emerged our beloved Chairman was at the local bingo hall on wednesday evening. A confused source rang the good Doctor to confirm this but was told in no uncertain terms that it was 'sheer nonsense' and 'I wouldn't be seen dead in a bingo hall'. However, just as those words were uttered, a sound over a microphone clearly said 'and the next number is 69'. Damning evidence indeed, especially when a little later, the following picture mysteriously arrived in the hands of an un-named source!!!! Make of it what you will dear friends!!!
12.48PM - 8th May 2010 - Just before the 1st XI takes to the field it emerges that elder statesman Tony Rogan had misplaced his trousers. Thankfully he borrowed a pair of Mal Swift's and proceeded to play. Later on that night they mysteriously appeared in his bag. As things currently stand Tony believes this is the work of none other than Chris Jones.